This one’s for the boys who live fast, mow often, and keep a few secrets in the back 40. The Drive Fast, Eat Grass Tee features our iconic Dirty Marsh skeleton ripping a lawn mower like it’s race day. It’s a nod to everything sacred — Nascar, fresh-cut lines, and... that third thing we can’t legally say.

Printed on ultra-comfortable, non-pocket Comfort Colors, it’s the kind of tee you throw on for yard work and wind up wearing to the bar.